hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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