I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So. Much. Porn.
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