id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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