Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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