Will you blow on my dice?
Do you still have your period?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You have to summon your inner elephant
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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