So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
