no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize