You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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