CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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