no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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