with your own penis?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
