what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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