You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
