Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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