Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Randomize
