the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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