I'm really into asian looking animals
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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