Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Randomize
