fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I want to be your penis for a week.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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