'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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