4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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