Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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