Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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