Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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