We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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