Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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