This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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