I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
wow bdsm is so cute
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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