I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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