You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
