what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
And then he peed in my hair
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