Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Oh god it's open bar.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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