where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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