this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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