no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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