i can't believe i had my finger in that
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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