At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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