His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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