theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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