I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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