have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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