She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
honey bunches of taint.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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