He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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