I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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