a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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