therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
