Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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