i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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