She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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