FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
