I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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