rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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