What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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