I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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