Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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