Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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