bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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