She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Randomize