once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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